Bond on the Balance: Shaken, Not Stirred

He walked into the conference as if he owned the place....confident, smooth, unashamed in his tight-fitting bathing trunks (and tracking wet sand all over the trade show carpet).

He went straight to our Shuttle Balance and said, "Name's Bond.... Kent Bond. Mind if I show you a thing or two?"

"Certainly not." I replied, "But, would you mind changing into something a little more fitting for physical therapy?"

"Sure thing, got my shirt, tie, nondescript loafers, and standard issue khakis out in the Aston Martin. Back in a jiffy!"

Bond quickly drew a crowd, and as we began to video, a lady stepped forward volunteering to be his assistant. Didn't quite catch her name, but people kept referring to her in financial terms (something about Moneypansy or Munipenny....).